It is with a mingled sense of shame and pride that I write these words: I have become a Marie Kondo disciple.
Pride, because it implies that I'm taking control of my home. Shame, because it indicates that I need to take control of my home, my possessions and my life. Plus, as a recovering hipster snob, I hate admitting that I've jumped on the bandwagon with everyone else.
And I do mean everyone.